Guaranteed Diet for Lose Weight!

Lose Weight in 5 days Guaranteed!

ATTENTION! This article is a criticism of humorous criticism, which is characterized by grinding against unhealthy methods that are weakened or weakened in a short time. Do not apply what is suggested in this article!

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In this article, who does not want to lose 18 pounds in 5 days, specially prepared by the famous physician of the Mesopotamian doctor Johhannes Bezdyrene (*) for my readers who are not able to lose weight by abstaining? Of course, hippo! I will present the diet. This diet definitely gives "result". It is reported that some of the subjects lost weight from 250 grams to 3 kilograms after reading only this list of dietary habits, and that this loss was especially caused by cramping. Now if you want to, shorten the pills without extending the promise too much (hahhahhah!):



Magnificent Diet

 Lose 18 Kgs in 5 days,

5 Day Slimming Diet Day 1

Morning: a glass of water, a half a glass of water, then if you are still hungry, about an hour later, a glass of water.

Lunch: It is forbidden to eat lunch today. But you can drink water not more than two cups.

Dinner: Two glasses of water and half a teaspoon toothpaste (if you can not eat because the taste is disgusting, one more glass of water).

5 Day Slimming Diet Day 2

Morning: At least forty minutes of boiled double wrapped egg shell and a glass of water (you can drop two drops of lemon). Then do your daily exercises (135 push-ups, 400 crunches, 300 swivels and a thousand-and-a-half-rounds of fast-paced rotation in your own home, you can vomit in the end, which is desirable).

Lunch: You can eat 0.2 grams of bran bread crumbs for 2 seconds in well cooked meat boil after adding a little amount of water in a frying pan and cooking well without oil. Also, do not overdo drinking water. You can drink up to seven glasses.

Dinner: Consume four pieces of parsley leaf wrapped in fresh kashar cheese. If you have difficulty do it. Then we have plenty of water.

Day 5 Weight Loss Diet Day 3

Morning : You probably do not have breakfast this morning because you will have difficulty getting up.

Lunch: Take a look at the olive-oiled imambıllılar you cooked for 10 minutes. But do not touch it. If you fancier, we'll be out for 10 more minutes. And then we're for a jug of water.

Dinner: boil about 1.5 grams of boiled chicken 3-5 times and immediately consume. Do not swallow! .and of course we have a few carboys for your water.

Day 5 Weight Loss Diet Day 4

Morning : Thanks to your distressed water and nutrient deficiency, you will be cleaning your morning hours so that you will not only wet your bed, but also carpets and curtains throughout the night. If you say "I do not have any cleanliness," you can eat a few square centimeters from a dry edge of the sheet.

Lunch: If you can find a kitchen, try throwing the nettles into boiling water and drinking without cooling. This will stop all your eating habits. If there are no nettles, a handful of glass nails will do the same. You better not swallow it alone.

Dinner: Tonight, we will drink at least three laxative pills so that the toxins (poisons) in our body can be taken out more easily. Of course we do not forget at least two bottles of water. If you do not have laxatives, we'll have Indian oil (at least 5 cups). Then you can eat what you want, it does not matter.

Day 5 Weight Loss Diet Day 5

Morning: After the evening menu last night, a more thorough cleaning will be needed this morning. But I would advise you to get away from the room immediately (if you have not drowned at night). Probably the place you will go to is also fun. So you will not be able to have breakfast this morning either.

Lunch: If you have the power to reach the phone, you will probably have serum at noon. This lunch will also take the ingredients in the serum, do not worry.

Dinner: You will probably be in the street in the evening (the ambulance attendant who takes you to the hospital must have dropped you off because you have sunk the entire ambulance). You can not go to hamburgers or anything because you do not have money. So I would recommend you to find a stream that flows abundantly, to dip the head and to drink plenty of water.



Yes, you are now at the end of this magnificent diet. You're still alive, you need to lose 15-18 pounds. You may also need to go to the hospital for a month. But our goal is to lose weight, it is worth everything. Is not that so with you?

(*) He is actually 121 pounds. Bezdyrene has practiced this diet for 15 days and has passed away by 21 kilos. This dietary prescription was printed on the day before the death, by reciting one of the nurses who were next to him. Become a soul.